If hypocracy and irony are food for very humorous quotes - PJ is a glutten. A very funny glutten at that! You can find out more about him here.

Here are some favorites:

"Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power."

"Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys."

"If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult."

"Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope."

"In Japan people drive on the left. In China people drive on the right. In Vietnam it doesn't matter."

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible."

"You can't get rid of poverty by giving people money."

"One nice thing about the Third World, you don't have to fasten your seat belt. (Or stop smoking. Or cut down on saturated fats.) It takes a lot off your mind when average life expectancy is forty-five minutes."

"War is a great asshole magnet."

"Personally, I believe a rocking hammock, a good cigar, and a tall gin-and-tonic is the way to save the planet."